Thursday, April 1, 2010

Sandals Emerald Bay....Location Location Location.




























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I think if they put a wooden shack up on this site, the newest property in the Sandals chain, it would have been enough. Well perhaps that's an exaggeration but truth be told, it is really quite hard not to break out into a wide grin when you pass through the absolutely gorgeous lobby, stroll past the massive signature pool (measuring a whopping half an acre!) and venture onto the white sandy beaches and into the turquoise waters that border this resort. I mean seriously, notwithstanding whatever realities await you back home, the mere fact that you could find yourself in this place means that something, somewhere must be A-Ok in your life.

It was an unseasonably chilly weekend when I took the 90 minute flight from Fort Lauderdale airport to Exuma International - the dot of an airport that awaits you in the Exumas. The airport itself is beyond quaint and having passed through the roughly 400 sq feet that took me from arrivals to immigration and on through baggage claim and customs. I was immediately whisked off to Sandals Emerald Bay.

It is remarkable to think that this homegrown, Caribbean brand has taken over a property that no lesser than 'the' Four Seasons had tried and failed to make a success since opening their doors in 2004. So what precisely is "wrong" with the property one might ask? With something like US$15 Million spent in renovations since they took over in November 2009, exactly nothing as far as my eyes could see. From the beautiful, exquisitely appointed lobby, to the charming , cozy and authentic English Pub (playfully named The Drunken Duck) which was built, disassembled and transported from the UK.....and then reassembled by the same crew that built it on site... little or no expense has been spared in getting this property Sandals-ized. There are 5 dining options from the chi-chi Italian cuisine of Il Cielo to the tasty wood-fired oven pizza of Dino's Pizzeria, and with 24/7 room service available via your trusty butler cell, going hungry or thirsty is never an issue.

I can well imagine some arrogant Four Seasons stalwarts indignant that this property is now part of the chain who's tagline boasts "luxury-included" but the truth is from the attentive butlers (the entire resort is butler only), to the charismatic maitre'd at the signature Il Cielo (he's extremely personable and very very good) restaurant to a decor that boasts muted colours, luxurious woods and finishes and incredibly comfortable beds they really have spared little expense in the decor and outfitting. Even the carefully manicured grounds attest to the care and attention that are paid to the 'little details'.

So while you could theoretically, luxuriate in your room or sit by any of the 3-4 pools scattered around the property (including the "quiet pool" - perfect if you have a particularly garrulous plus 1) being waited on hand and foot by your personal butler -- the sheer beauty of the location DEMANDS that you get out and about.... I took an Island Routes speedboat tour around the Exumas which was great fun. I am really not one for 'structured outings' but the father and son crew were extremely personable and I quite enjoyed my tour-cum Bahamas history lesson! At one point it was truly heroic when he leapt off the boat and re-emerged with a gorgeous starfish in his hands.......he seemed to ignore me when I suggested he do the same with the sting ray that was swimming nearby however...go figure! Quite remarkable was the fact that you could actually, in a depth over his standing height, see all the way down to the bottom of the ocean floor well enough to recognize a starfish.

I must say I never thought I could be impressed by coconut trees. While many of us scratch our heads about what the future holds in these uncertain economic times, we ventured upon an island whose sole purpose is to grow coconut trees for the well-heeled who will be building their palatial (Exuma) getaway homes on yet another island; and I thought that ordering that fancy Sake at Sushi Samba was over-indulgent! These 'economically challenged' souls had apparently 'pooled' their resources to purchase the Coconut Tree island and then had these trees brought in and planted.....next I will hear that the coconut water is being sold as 'organic'!

As beautiful a property as this is, I was taken aback by the golf course. Aside from being picture perfect it is simply NOT for the faint of heart. I am not a particularly good golfer except for the swing at the tee box -- I am REALLY quite good at that...(that "particularly" is really taking liberties...LOL but hey).....anyway....this course is beautiful but it's also amusing in a cynical way. I mean no offense to Greg Norman but I would pay to watch him play this course and get par. Not only are some of the holes incredibly long but when you factor in the wind and the size of the various landing areas you would have to walk with about a case of balls just to finish a round (I played 9 holes - trust me) ; I suppose if you're selling balls in the gift shop this is not such a terrible downside . I could really see myself getting hooked on the course though....I mean the back nine was stunning...the vistas, and depending on the tide, time of day and the wind watching the spray drift across the course as the ocean crashes into the rocks below...priceless.









Anyway I should really end the way I should have started.....look at the photos.....Enough said.

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Jamaica Jazz Festival: Day 1 - For the Cool in You!

Kenneth ''Babyface' Edmonds brought the house down last night with a performance on the opening night of the 2010 Jamaica Jazz Festival that has set the bar high....VERY high for those yet to grace the stage at this new venue. The R&B crooner dipped into his tremendous catalog of hits both from his previous albums and from the many many singers who he has written for in the past. His sound was crisp and true and his rapport with the audience (including his requisite 'Yeah Mon's') was engaging and genuine. He was looking as fit as ever and had the women in the audience weak in the knees.....from one song to the other he led them (and many of the men) as they all sang along- word for work and line for line.

Also notable was a splendid set by Joss Stone who kept the audience thoroughly entertained with her rich and powerful voice. That voice simply does not match her diminutive frame and quirky sense of humour. Her passion for her music and pride in her craft were both clearly on display to a Jamaican audience who seemed to thoroughly enjoy her performance.

The Whispers closed the night. That was an unfortunate choice by the promoters. My otherwise 'fond' memories of their (couple of) hits in the 1980s were undermined by the performance.

The decision to relocate the show to Trelawny Multipurpose Venue - despite its less than elegant name - seems to have been sound. There was a nice ambiance for this first night and one awaits with baited breath the acts yet to come. Of course with Erykah Badu there's always the 'X' factor in terms of which EB will show and then I am also very curious to see how the Jazz audience receives Soca Star Machel Montano who is also on the bill for this Friday night.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Welcome 2010!

As we leave the challenges and opportunities (codenamed stress and anguish) of 2009 there seems to be a loud and collective sigh....an easy fresh breath as we contemplate what this new year and start of a new decade has in store for us individually and collectively.

I was tempted to do a "Best of 2009" list because there were some bright moments amongst the darkness (whoops..."challenges") but then a mix of other demands and a natural desire to be different (ok mainly the procrastination and other demands) thwarted that plan and so here we are on January 5 pontificating about what 2010 has in store......

Certainly the 9 Things I am most looking forward to this year:

Honourable Mention.....
Lauren London....Lauren Lauren Where Art Thou.....from that breathtaking sight to behold to Weeezy's baby mama......ack....what else can I say....we hope to see you back on your A Game....your FINE A-Game!

9: To "Sir" with Chains? Allen Stanford....David Smith.....Time to Pay le Piper?
After living the high and boastful life, and causing many an honest banker (who's "only" crime is to squeeze every last fee out of their clients) great anguish as their otherwise intelligent clients withdrew their underpeforming but safe funds to 're-invest' in these 'schemes' 2010 should be the time when we hear what specific fate is to befall 'Little Bernies' Allen Stanford and David Smith of Olint infamy. Both these characters embraced the good life from their private jets to the profligate spending....with Stanford even earning a spot on the Forbes list of Billionaires. With a shortage of legal dodges remaining and nary a pot to piss in now, we'll see if judgment day (aka sentencing day) greets them both in 2010. Perhaps they'll join their idol Uncle Bernie (Madoff) and at least be able to reminisce together...

8. West Indies Cricket...the saga continues?
As 2010 greets us we sit with bated breath for the next public unveiling of Operation DWIC (Destroy West Indies Cricket) led by Commander J. Hunte. As we await the 2010 version of Ego vs the Team's Best Interests we have to wonder what surprises the goodly Prez will unleash on the already battered fans of West Indies Cricket.....and for good measure I have little doubt the ever battle-ready 'Dinas' Ramnarine (head of WIPA and apparent Guardian of all Player interests) has his own special counter-measures prepped and loaded! Of course I could be wrong....but I'm not......unfortunately.....

7. Buju Banton in Da Slammer - aka Mark Myrie - in another "WTF Moment" the reggae superstar remains locked up in a jail in Tampa having been arrested on a charge of "conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute" 5+ kilos of cocaine...details have been a little sketchy as he seems to have left it in the hands of Jah to determine the outcome. Banton who should be looking forward to 2010 with anticipation due to his recent Grammy nomination now has to start the new decade hoping that all those anti-Gay lyrics don't come back to 'bite him' (proverbially speaking) when he's in the Big House.....hopefully he won't be saying Boom Bye Bye to his freedom!

6. World Cup South Africa....ahh the biggest sporting festival kicks off this Summer down in South Africa. With Liverpool FC on very shaky ground this season (not to mention still without firm plans for a new ground) I can re-invest my loyalty as anticipation for this footballing spectacular! Alas...with no Caribbean teams involved in the Finals this year we'll have to watch without having to ponder the improbable upset victory by a CONCACAF minnow!

5. The Rockhouse Burger.....it isn't quite a 'wonder of the world' (yet...) but I am going to find a way to consume many Rock House Burgers this year....for weeks I have been consumed with the thought of biting into that succulent, juicy, cooked to perfection burger topped with just the right amount of cheese and bacon and wedged in the light and fluffy Coco Bread from this idyllic spot in Negril. I am fortunate to visit some of the places and resorts my work demands but this picturesque little hotel borders on perfection......for 2010 I hope to grab my date (ahmm wife) and jump off the cliff once again....the perfect cover for a Rock House Burger Feast!

4. Dr. Conrad Murray.....Is This It?? The 'alleged' MJ slayer! Yes the infamous Grenadian Doctor (notwithstanding his time spent in Trinidad we're crediting Grenada for his formative years -- judgment, ethics, money management and the like)...who it is said administered the fatal dose that took away our beloved MJ. After all the TMZ and E!news 'exclusives' will 2010 result in Dr. Murray finally being brought to answer before the justice system for his role in the King of Pop's early demise? Note: FYI this is NOT the kind of media attention we want medical doctors bringing to the Caribbean....

3. Speaking of mistakes we'll never forget....Tiger Tiger Tiger Woooooods Ya'lllll! T-shizzle W-T-F. No let's say that again....W-----T-----F were you thinking? Look I'm not getting into the moral debate (that's a definite no win) and I'm not getting into the celebrity v sports star privacy debate either (let's face facts -- when AT&T, Amex, Gatorade, Nike et al were flinging the dough who really cared if it was 100% about the golf stats) but dude......don't get me wrong...I'm still holding strong with my Tiger-wear but seriously.....you could've done better with a blindfold...Im just saying...if you're gonna gamble at least make sure the upside is good.....

2. OCEAN STYLE/ESPN Golf Tournament 2010......well it's my list and pretty close to my top reasons to be excited for 2010 is the 2nd incarnation of our tournament with ESPN at Half Moon in Jamaica. Last year we had an international cast that included the likes of Lennox Lewis and Donovan Bailey, Courtney Walsh, Jeffrey Dujon, Andy Cole, Frank LeBeouf, Shaka Hislop and ESPN executive Bernard Stewart join us for a weekend that also included Bryce Wilson, Sheree Whitfield (Real Housewives of Atlanta), Freddie Leiba, Phillip Bloch and Hair Stylist to the Stars "Q"....this year promises bigger and better over 2 days...we can't wait!

1. OCEAN STYLE TV....is Born!...Yes it is my list.....can't wait to see the vibrancy, beauty and unique brilliance of the glorious Caribbean portrayed through the lens of Ocean Style TV.....where we will bring the best of the best to a Regional and International audience...from fashion to resorts, beauty to events, food to photo shoots.....stay tuned! :-)



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